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Don Shipley Lumpy Fucks Song by LCDR Aaron Schutte

Don Shipley Lumpy Fucks Song by LCDR Aaron Schutte. Many Thanks For The SUPPORT... 
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCVTn9Ki8mfURqPhkeiPMLYA

Listen up all you lumpy fucks

Ya shoulda known by now that stolen valor sucks.

I’d gladly bet a million bucks 

That Don Shipley’s gonna get your ass.

I woke up in Granny’s basement with rules to flout,

Gotta log in to my new Christian Mingle account. 

There’s no way to count the ridiculous amount 

Of clueless chicks I’m about to engage.

Church girls, widows, and single moms

Lonely ladies lookin for their new Don Juan,

They can’t deny I got it goin on,

Just check out my Bio Page:

I graduated BUDS at age 11

I fought in Fallujah in 1987.

I sent 500 commies straight to Heaven.

Oh yes, it’s been a helluva ride. 

The name of the SEALS I would never slander,

I’m a Navy Sergeant CIA Lieutenant Commander.

You won’t find my class number, don’t bother to gander

Don’t ya know, that’s all classified. 

I’m a male sugar baby collectin my candy,

500 bucks from Sue another grand from Sandy.

Gotta praise the lord, cause life is dandy.

I’m so blessed, yes, wouldn’t ya know.

God’s praises I’ll keep on singin,

But hang on my phone is ringin

I can feel my butt cheeks clingin

Hearin  “Hello it’s Don Shipley, Bro!”

Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyy all you lumpy fucks

Ya shoulda known by now that stolen valor sucks.

I’d gladly bet a million bucks 

That Don Shipley’s gonna get your ass.

Shipley messed up my romance scam,

My name got flagged, my account got banned

But that’s alright, I don’t give damn

Ya can’t keep a good shit head down.

My fake fighting spirit will never fade.

Check out the 20 row ribbon rack I made,

With my choker whites; I’m marchin in the  parade,

And now I’m the toast o’ the town.

I get loud applause and resounding cheers,

I got these simple village folk all moved to tears,

Then over to the Legion: free food and beers

Raisin glasses to my good name.

I’m on the Sunday paper, front page, for all to see,

Then a podcast and a documentary.

Cue the crocodile tears, cue the “woe is me”

Now Son, that’s how play the game.

It all started in Cryptologist C-School,

When a SEAL Commander bust through the door,

He looked STRAIGHT at me, said “Son you’re too cool

For this school, it’s time to train you for war!”

I said “Yes, Sir! I’m ready! Who am I to start bitchin’?

I was just hand picked for a super special mission,

Cryptology was a temporary condition,

Blood and guts are what I signed up for!”

But I’m really just one of those lumpy fucks!

I don’t care if stolen valor sucks.

I spend my days just pushin my luck.

Before Don Shipley gets my ass!

Before I could blink, there I was in Iraq.

5 bullets in my shoulder, a machete through my back.

I told my troops, “You go! I’ll stay and thwart the attack!

Just leave all your ammo with me!”

From that moment on, it was a blurry, gory haze,

Just me, my .50 cal, for 3 straight days.

I told the Admiral “Sir! I don’t need a raise!

I did it all for sweet liberty!”

But if you find that boring, we can just move on,

I was call sign “Rattler” in Vietnam,

My lungs were immune to the napalm bombs.

I was the pride of Seal Team 9. 

I made it out of the bush, fully forged in hell,

And went on to train ol’ Marcus Lattrell

It turned out he didn’t know how to swim that well,

Still, I got him through class on time. 

And that’s the story I’m stickin to,

Cause you’ll never know what I’ve been through,

Shame on you if you don’t think it’s true, for I’d say it straight to your face. 

I’d do it again, I’d gladly risk it all.

With shrapnel in my legs, I’ll still be standing tall,

At least up until Senior Shipley calls,

Sayin “I don’t see you in our data base.”

Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyy all you lumpy fucks

Ya shoulda known by now that stolen valor sucks.

I’d gladly bet a million bucks 

That Don Shipley’s gonna get your ass.

And you thought you could never lose,

With your Russian Admiral ribbons and your Trident Tattoos,

Time to take your posts down and stop this ruse,

Don Shipley just got your ass!

You were an E-1 booted after 90 days,

Tryin to hide your past, and cover your disgrace,

You can’t hide with Diane’s camera in your face,

The Shipleys just got your ass.

OH! The Shipleys Just got your ass.

Hey! The Shipleys just got your aassssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 




Comments


TexRed

02/12/2026
17:59:40


That’s awesome



Cbordy

02/11/2026
15:14:10


This is awesome



ISITMYPANTS

02/10/2026
05:42:28


Wow. Well done. I wish that was the Superbowl halftime show. Would beat "bad bunny"...What a mess. Thanks for the great production!



Coco

02/09/2026
07:34:50


This is AWESOME



S C O T T Y

02/08/2026
16:52:09


THIS needs to be overlaid with some choice Don & Diane Shipley Phony SEAL confrontation videos!!



det1022cpo

02/08/2026
03:25:09


It's about time you got your own theme song...

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Burkai

02/06/2026
12:59:49


GET SOME! GREAT SONG! You deserve this honor Don.



redman

02/05/2026
16:40:13


SGTMAJ Bradley Kasal, Pistol and KA-BAR still in hand after being shot 7 times with 44 pieces of shrapnel having shaved his Marines

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Buddy

02/05/2026
14:40:36
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Kellen

02/05/2026
14:02:33


Absolutely slaps

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dagari

02/05/2026
10:50:18


gm senior chief- u da bom- i have a link to a video of nickymg chopping valhalla- remember when u were saying kind of "fuk that guy?"- a girl was explaining to me about haters- its like a kind of sukker- a hater will find a site with a million followers and then criticize -possibly harshly as possible- the site and get a small percentage of the million -like 2%- im not saying this right- the hater finds a popular site and then gets anyone what may disagree- to subscribe- in example iffin i start saying senior chief is a bad person then i can get a small percentage of people- like fakes- to like and subscribe to me- fuh chek out nicky about eleven minutes in- i kind of recommend watching the whole thing but at eleven min it has a catch- nicky chops valhalla also senior chief also me- remember i was asking about this guy saying bad things? fukkin hater wtf?- also im feeling magnanimous this morning> u da bom


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Buddy

02/05/2026
10:41:21


Prefer a modern piston . The bore goes from original 221 bore to 239 . Pleased with the 239 bore condition.

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Buddy

02/05/2026
10:38:34


Meeting my objective.

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Buddy

02/05/2026
10:37:33


Flathead update. Ah poop . Only way I could figure out how to get these seleeves out is to use a Sawzall. Drawback nicked the block .

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KissyKat

02/05/2026
08:22:23


My husband comes back on Monday and I’ve been having a hard time with him being gone so I made this for him. The phonetics of the text is “Jundullah” which translates to “Soldiers of Allah”. I listen to many types of music and nasheeds are one of my favorites which inspired this. I may be Pagan but I appreciate all religions, languages and cultures and have been independently studying them since I was a child.

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Buddy

02/05/2026
08:00:43
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Buddy

02/05/2026
07:55:40
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Buddy

02/05/2026
07:34:19
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Buddy

02/05/2026
07:28:52
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Buddy

02/05/2026
07:22:04


Marine wins a duck in a poker game

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Buddy

02/05/2026
07:13:58
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Buddy

02/05/2026
07:07:39


Tributs for the 3 Mustangs players

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Buddy

02/05/2026
07:05:30


Morning

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Mick

02/05/2026
02:27:56


The Cops have held a press conference regarding missing little boy Gus. They have declared his disappearance as a major crime. The Trans Granny has stopped talking and has lawyer ed up. She he it is now considered a suspect.

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Mick

02/05/2026
02:15:03
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Mick

02/05/2026
00:29:38


The vet came gave the little shit injections, looked at his eyes, we think it was his hairs getting in his eyes, so cut em back and see what happens, theres nothing inherently wrong with them.

180 bucks, home visit, 2 injections, the once over, cut the hairs, gave me a worm tablet too (for the dog), 15 min. I couldnt believe it.
In the city, thats a $600 visit. PLUS they try to sell you all sorts of shit you dont need. AND you have to go to them and sit with dogs and cats going mental and then get CONNED into at least one blood test the pricks.

Here he is looking at a Lizard that has been murdered and stripped to the bone by Bull Ants, 4kg today, put on 3 ounces in 2 weeks. Its sad that I had to bury Shipley to find him, I havent looked at that bill, I never will.

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redman

02/04/2026
23:21:53
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redman

02/04/2026
21:54:57


In November 2004, the city of Fallujah was the deadliest place on the planet. The Marines were clearing the city house by house, room by room. It was close-quarters combat at its most brutal—"a knife fight in a phone booth."
On November 13, First Sergeant Bradley Kasal heard gunfire erupt from a two-story house. He learned that three Marines were trapped inside, pinned down by insurgents firing from a fortified bunker within the building.
The Doorway to Hell Kasal didn't order his men to go in; he drew his pistol and led them in himself. As soon as he stepped into the room, the world exploded. An insurgent fired an AK-47 from point-blank range.
Kasal was hit immediately. Then, a grenade landed on the floor.
The Human Shield Kasal was bleeding from seven gunshot wounds. He was losing blood fast. But he saw a young Private First Class, barely out of high school, lying injured next to him.
Kasal made a choice. He didn't crawl away from the grenade; he rolled toward it. He draped his body over the younger Marine to shield him from the blast.
The grenade exploded. Kasal absorbed the shrapnel into his back and legs, saving the Private's life.
The 40-Minute Standoff For the next 40 minutes, Kasal lay in a pool of his own blood, refusing to pass out. He kept his pistol trained on the doorway, guarding the wounded Marine, engaging insurgents who tried to finish them off. He was hit by 7 bullets and 43 pieces of shrapnel.
He never let go of his weapon. He never let go of his Marine.
The Iconic Exit When the support team finally cleared the house, they found Kasal still conscious. The photograph taken as he was carried out—bloody, battered, but still clutching his pistol and K-Bar knife—became the defining image of the Iraq War.
The Legacy Bradley Kasal survived and was awarded the Navy Cross. He proved that rank isn't about giving orders from the rear; it's about being the first one through the door and the last one to leave.
He showed the world that the Marine Corps motto, Semper Fidelis (Always Faithful), isn't just a slogan. It’s a promise written in blood.

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hball13

02/04/2026
21:22:23


Hef’s weather bunny's at it again lol 😆
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2 1


Blairzy

02/04/2026
19:30:34


Well, looks like I discovered the Holy Grail. Red's underwater sanctuary. A place where he keeps some of his toys, and a couple of his two wheel reclamation projects. I surly was in paradise, but I read the sign he posted. I took one last look, and left the way I came. I'd rather take my chances with a school of hungry "Great Whites!"


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DJRepka

02/04/2026
19:02:13


Fabulous song...had me laughing.

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Buddy

02/04/2026
18:27:37


Excellent describsion of a phony navy seal . Why they are so dangerous .

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redman

02/04/2026
18:00:22



IF YOU FEED YOR CHICKENS NAKED YOUR NEIGHBORS WILL BUILD YOU A PRIVACY FENCE

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Buddy

02/04/2026
17:58:31


Manchu is training cat drummers

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Roy_Bean

02/04/2026
17:44:28


Here's a conversion aid to understand the difference between US and Canadian weather reports.

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Buddy

02/04/2026
17:34:41


hball test driving new yard machine . Shows off for Blairzy and Hef

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3 2


Mick

02/04/2026
17:14:46


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Mick

02/04/2026
17:13:11


One for Girls, no names no pack drill.


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Robin EE

02/04/2026
16:53:36


Good afternoon from everyone’s favorite Navy Nurse! 🤗❤️

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PLANT MORE TREES

02/04/2026
16:43:30
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PARANAH

02/04/2026
14:59:59


What's happened with MANCHU?
Did they Finally Arrest him?😂😂😂

1 2 1


PARANAH

02/04/2026
14:57:27


We got hammered, 12''+.

2 3


KissyKat

02/04/2026
14:36:23


the most horrifying true crime documentary I've ever watched.


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Roy_Bean

02/04/2026
14:07:17


Here's a public service announcement to maintain good health.

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Roy_Bean

02/04/2026
13:58:48
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Jack

02/04/2026
10:50:51


Awesome

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redman

02/04/2026
10:39:53


"The Division is trapped," the Colonel told him.
"If you don’t take that hill, nobody goes home."
It was December 8, 1950.
The temperature was 25 degrees below zero.
The wind was howling through the Funchilin Pass at 60 miles per hour, creating a blinding whiteout that froze eyelashes shut instantly.
Captain Robert H. Barrow looked up at the objective.
Hill 1081.
It was a jagged, ice-covered knife edge of rock that towered over the only road out of the Chosin Reservoir.
Thousands of Chinese soldiers were dug into bunkers at the top.
Behind Barrow, 14,000 Marines and soldiers were waiting in a frozen column, starving and surrounded.
The bridge was blown. The road was blocked.
If Barrow failed, the 1st Marine Division would be annihilated.
The Colonel didn't have to tell him the odds.
Barrow adjusted his parka. He checked his rifle.
He looked at his men of Company A.
They were ghosts.
Their faces were black with frostbite and grime. They hadn't slept or eaten a warm meal in days.
"Let’s go," Barrow said.
He didn't scream. He didn't bluster.
Robert H. Barrow was a Louisiana gentleman.
He was tall, handsome, and soft-spoken.
Before the war, he had been a happy-go-lucky college student at LSU.
But beneath the Southern charm was a core of absolute, terrifying steel.
He knew that panic killed more men than bullets.
He treated war like a problem to be solved, even when the problem was an apocalypse.
They began the climb.
It wasn't a hike. It was a vertical crawl up a sheet of ice in the middle of a blizzard.
The snow was knee-deep.
The men slipped and fell, clawing at the frozen rocks until their fingers bled inside their mittens.
They moved in silence.
They had to catch the enemy sleeping.
But the Chinese were waiting.
As Company A neared the crest, the whiteout broke for a split second.
A whistle blew.
Machine gun fire erupted from the bunkers, tearing into the line.
Grenades rolled down the slope, exploding in the snow.
Most men would have pinned down. They would have frozen literally and metaphorically.
Barrow stood up.
He moved through the fire like he was walking through a summer rain.
He directed his platoons to flank the bunkers.
He didn't command from the rear. He was right there in the killing zone.
The fighting was savage.
It was hand-to-hand combat at 5,000 feet, fought by men who were already dying of hypothermia.
They cleared the bunkers one by one.
They seized the crest.
But the fight wasn't over.
For the next 24 hours, the Chinese launched wave after wave of counter-attacks to take the hill back.
Barrow’s men held the line.
They watched from the high ground as the engineers down below repaired the bridge.
They watched the long, frozen column of the Division finally begin to move toward the sea.
Because Robert Barrow held that hill, 14,000 men survived the greatest trap in American military history.
But the war didn't end there for him.

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KissyKat

02/04/2026
09:07:18


Question: is tasteful nude artwork allowed to post on here or will that make everyone uncomfortable?

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KissyKat

02/04/2026
08:17:17


Just applied for the fall semester of college. Hoping they accept me since I've been fighting for a proper education since I left high school. They claimed my autism was too severe according to my high school transcripts even though the school was the one who stuck me with the low functioning kids.

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Yosemite Sam

02/04/2026
05:38:52


The Big Snow


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Yosemite Sam

02/04/2026
05:29:56
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Buddy

02/04/2026
05:27:56


Morning

4 1


PLANT MORE TREES

02/04/2026
02:44:26
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PLANT MORE TREES

02/04/2026
01:52:52
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mick

02/03/2026
23:04:59


I am a victim of domestic violence, if Happy hears breaking glass on the TV he attacks the door. Says something about his past.

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hball13

02/03/2026
23:03:18


Paul Harvey reveals the truth about Leftism…..👍🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸


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hball13

02/03/2026
21:57:00


Update on the counter Super Bowl halftime….👍🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


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hball13

02/03/2026
21:16:00


Greetings

4 2


BUDS131

02/03/2026
18:20:04


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redman

02/03/2026
17:44:54


Did Russia aid North Vietnam during the war?
Yes, the Soviet Union provided significant aid to North Vietnam during the Vietnam War. This aid included military hardware such as aircraft, air defense systems, artillery, and naval support. The Soviet Union also provided extensive economic and technical assistance, including infrastructure and industry development, agricultural support, and training for military personnel. These contributions were crucial in sustaining North Vietnam's war effort against the United States and its allies, ultimately leading to the reunification of Vietnam under communist control in 1975.
Wikipedia

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NavyArmyCoastG

02/03/2026
17:39:06




🤣catchy tune, in the key of oomp pa, oomp pa , oomp pa  🤣🤣
you could two step to that on the country bar dance floor....I want the recording rights🤣


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Herding Electric Chickens

02/03/2026
17:20:19


This is some serious funny shit, very creative, with great singing.

2 1


Duke McCandles

02/03/2026
16:55:16


Out-freakin- standing!! 🫡🇺🇸😂

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mick

02/03/2026
16:15:21


13 year old boy swims 2.5 miles in ocean, then runs a mile to find a phone, saves family. The mother is Irish, hard to understand, but the mad woman told her son to swim and get help.


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mick

02/03/2026
16:00:57


A feel good video from Downunder, two drunks, friendly fire.


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redman

02/03/2026
14:09:11


Intelligence, character and femininity. My new friend. https://www.facebook.com/reel/907045061977354

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Buddy

02/03/2026
12:27:17


To the family who lost their son on an Alberta road . With his hockey team members whom I'm sure he loved . Doing what I'm sure he loved . Off to the hockey practice yaaaaaa . Alabama boy ,"NHL hopefull" . Rest in peace . Buddy .



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Sorrydog

02/03/2026
12:23:20


Luved It!!!!!!

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Aaron

02/03/2026
11:53:11


Thank you do much Don! I have so much respect for you and your family and I only wish we could have served together. Thanks for giving my work a chance! It’s only good because of your great work and stories that have inspired me.

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redman

02/03/2026
11:51:00


SASR Combat Assault Dog (CAD) KUGA. Afghanistan. THE FEW THE PROUD THE DOGS OF WAR

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Lazybones

02/03/2026
10:28:28


This February month is special
4 Mondays
4 Tuesdays
4 Wednesdays
4 Thursdays
4 Fridays
4 Saturdays
4 Sundays
This only happens once every 823 years!

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Type056

02/03/2026
10:00:41


This song pretty well sums up virtually EVERY asshat that Don and Diane have ever busted!

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KissyKat

02/03/2026
08:42:51


This song will get a Grammy.

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bossrigger

02/03/2026
08:40:57


🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfect 👌

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Turbobusa

02/03/2026
06:58:32


That was awesome

5


Dave

02/03/2026
06:21:02


That song it up!

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BeachPatriot1622

02/03/2026
02:32:50


This absolutely incredible and hilarious!!

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mick

02/03/2026
02:04:14
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Simon77

02/03/2026
01:11:26


Greenland is for Greenlanders

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9O-uZ8Tfncs

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hball13

02/02/2026
23:34:38
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mick

02/02/2026
22:54:34


And there you have it, two weeks to the day, (well it was 9 but I wont boast). Its a pity the little shit is not toilet trained, but at least its small piss and shit.
They have bonded beautifully, hes all over her like a rash, shes keen but hasnt groomed him yet.
He follows her, does what she does, sits with her when I am outside. They roll around on the couch with the ball, all good.
Vet comes to look at his eyes on thursday. Home Vet visits, Im taking donations.




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hball13

02/02/2026
22:34:10
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Blairzy

02/02/2026
22:04:31


The cops are looking for someone. This is going on just outside my house right now !!

2 5


MH

02/02/2026
21:47:58


I see a Grammy in his future

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VMAN1171

02/02/2026
21:36:30


Wow. Not just catchy but accurate to episodes now.

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hball13

02/02/2026
21:27:53
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Mr Ruge

02/02/2026
18:17:06


good one!

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hball13

02/02/2026
17:52:06
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ebeeby

02/02/2026
17:33:34


woot! WOW!

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hball13

02/02/2026
16:49:28


Very well done.....

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Klauser

02/02/2026
16:47:40


Very cool love it great job man!

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hball13

02/02/2026
16:42:07


Here, still workin but I'm gonna watch anyway!!! Such a Rebel lol

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paratrooper325

02/02/2026
16:39:45


That was awesome! He actually sings great too.

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Teufel Hunden

02/02/2026
16:09:25


Now thats good shit

1 3


Ironballs

02/02/2026
15:55:48


Well put together song and story line. Covers the syndrome nicely. Hope Everyone is doing well.

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Lowe

02/02/2026
15:44:50


That's a ton of work. Great job!

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Blairzy

02/02/2026
15:34:40


Great video Senior, that's a catchy jingle !!

4


Dakota

02/02/2026
15:28:02


Did he say at the end "For twenty bucks"? I'll have that song in my head for days. Good stuff.

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Simon77

02/02/2026
15:26:26


That was hilarious ☺️

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Chuck golf :2/26th mar

02/02/2026
15:18:14


🙏🍷

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Blairzy

02/02/2026
15:14:19


Hello folks

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wildlandfire559

02/02/2026
14:50:57


oh man this is too damn good Don lol. Hats off to Aaron. Thank you both for your service

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